*insert very pissed off face here*

Things you can't do in Wellington on a windy day:

• Wear a skirt

• Skate (one way)

• Walk straight

• Wear glasses

• Look presentable

• Chill

• Wait outside

• Spit

• Spray paint

Things you can do in Wellington on a windy day:

• Fly a kite

• Skate (the other way)

• Speed-dry your laundry outside